Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds.
The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse...
Yo mama ... Yo mama is so fat that when she plays agar.io she's already on top of the leader board
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.