What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
What's the difference between a white girl and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you
I just raced a Smart car. He barely beat me, but that's only cuz I stopped to tie my shoe.
Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner.