What do you call a green man sitting on my porch? My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz...
[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug
Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
