A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide......... Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back ?
2014 Drivers Manual: ""When a signal turns green, honk once to indicate to the car in front of you that they need to lower their smartphone.""
Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside, but it won't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup...
A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don't stop running til ur in a new town w/ a new life. You're free now.
The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone.
