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Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off. DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all
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Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will."" What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux! It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole
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Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 10 little
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[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair
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MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink. Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes. I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women
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Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs. Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day. Niece: found
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I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit. What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's A man knighted
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Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly? Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other
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How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos. Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades""
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Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm
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The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila What sis Selenium say to Xenon? U SeXe. I jumped into the pool
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My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get? What's
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LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life. All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal. How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person? The
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What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies. I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality. TIL that a class was taught by
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When I die I want written on my tombstone ""Finally Offline"". Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns
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How many Women Priest are there? Nun. Life is full of people you can't have and people you don't want. A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walks into a bar. He sits down and has a drink. The people of Dubai
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I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing! Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? 'cause they're ugly and they stink. Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly
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How do you like your eggs? Over here Elephant circumcision... ...The pay's rubbish but the tips are enormous. What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab
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Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy""
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Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy. I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''. How do you
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