Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy.
I'm no Dean Martin. I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris"". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''.
How do you keep someone in suspense?
Have you heard that president Assad has been making cheese? He's been getting the Kurds out of the whey (credit to Sambo85 - Sikipedia)
No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon.""
