MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink.
Did you hear about the storm down at the docks last weekend? You didn't? It was breaking canoes.
I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls.
At the end of the day it's 23:59:59
My dentist told me I grind at night I was unaware he even saw me at the club