Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?
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""Is that old Chinese food in the trash? There's Q-tips in there too? AND a bag of my poop? This is gonna be so good!"" --dogs
What do you call the god of cheese? Cheesus
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love it will be for heifer.