Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy""
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.
Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream
Someone told me I'm condescending... that means I talk down to people.
It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?