Why did the condom fly out of the window? Because it was pissed off.
DONALD TRUMP (45 minutes into watching wall-e): this film is not what i hoped it would be
There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work.""
What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball
The recipe said to crush the garlic So I told it, ""You'll never amount to anything!""