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Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire

A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it

They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp

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