My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?
What's the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic
I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China
