How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos.
Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent
Fitness tip: It's absolutely crucial to take ""rest days"" when working out so you don't get hurt. I've recently taken over 300 of them.
Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!
What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger? Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.