I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? 'cause they're ugly and they stink.
Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder...
Coming soon to Fox and Friends: a crime fighting duo useless at stopping mass shootings. They are THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, Wednesdays at 9 pm.
WHAT'S BETTER THAN A ROADMAN!!!!!!??? A ROADMAP!!!