[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up
Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable? getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards.
lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day
When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said.
