I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit.
What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's
A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night
The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses.