Batman should teach girls about periods in school... ""Tell me, do you bleed?... You will.""
What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!
It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent.
Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle...
Nothing annoys me more than when I'm talking to someone about music and for some reason they think their opinion is as valid as mine.
