Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find.
What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar
Pirate joke what I made up What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes? Noob.