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Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."" What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."" What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a
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It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt. What's the difference between Trump and Dave Who the hell is Trump? Why are black
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Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? feminism. Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work. 18 holes What do you call the area between a womans vagina and butt hole? *The
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What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris. What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!
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""I'm dreaming about mashed potatoes"" Oh because Thanksgiving is tomorrow ""No, just a normal mashed potato dream like usual"" How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants
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[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea [me adjusting paintball mask] it's too bad we aren't on the same team date: yeah Doctor:
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Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror? Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder. How does a sailor remove a condom?
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If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul. What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac
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Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"" I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than
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Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning
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[Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants. What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow home is where the pants aren't
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Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai. I've made 20,000 tweets. And
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What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet. What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best! My cousin likes to eat
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are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger. Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is Dog Joak! FIRSED PART
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If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral. I still get my 'drive-throughs' & 'drive-bys' mixed up. Which is
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off. ""Please punch in your account number, phone number and the last four digits of your social security, so I can transfer you
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Why did the child have two black eyes? Because telling them once wasn't enough. A wise man once told me that you should love with your heart and use your head for everything else He died of a concussion
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I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever. Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A
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A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed. I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman.
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A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, ""I'd like a woman."" ""Forget it old man, you've had it."" ""How much do I owe you?"" Why was the Facebook post redundant?
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