A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed.
I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time.
*gives you dictionary for your birthday* wow.. i don't know what to say ""that's why i bought it for you""
Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each.