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Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai.

I've made 20,000 tweets. And I've never tried to sell you anything except the idea that tampon jokes are funny.

Things I'm never going to do: - Give you up - Let you down - Run around - Desert you - Make you cry - Say goodbye - Tell a lie - Hurt you

""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under.

I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store

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