What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet.
What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte
What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer.
Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water...