If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
I still get my 'drive-throughs' & 'drive-bys' mixed up. Which is the one where I have to take a gun?
Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!
I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker
Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after.
