What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris.
What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!
What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk.
A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life
If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working.
