[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea
[me adjusting paintball mask] it's too bad we aren't on the same team date: yeah
Doctor: i'd like you to step on the scale. Me: You first, pal.
Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 (eight) 9
What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu