[Wife walks in wearing nothing but whipped cream] Oh my god, Linda, it's like you've never even heard of ants.
What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
home is where the pants aren't
Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home.
When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.