are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies
What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is
Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys.
I forgot I had an ambien in my back pocket Now my ass is asleep