Saw an ad for a mirror. It said ""Never used"". How, then, did they know it was a mirror?
Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder.
How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts
I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin.
What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!
