Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again.""
What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow.""
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily
Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only.