A man goes to a house of ill repute on his hundredth birthday He tells the madam, ""I'd like a woman."" ""Forget it old man, you've had it."" ""How much do I owe you?""
Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit
I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair.
LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them
What do communist leaders call protesters? Red paint.