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Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids. Santiago Munez : from Newcastle utd to Real madrid Movie : Goal Rafa benitez : Real madrid to Newcastle
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There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat"" Yo mama's so fat when
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Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"" Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points out of all the lies ive told
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down. A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose.
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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking. What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon. Have you seen
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What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too Dear Abby, My pastor
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What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun. Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy *watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes* A man comes home
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The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny. A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which
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Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one. I'm having an out-of-money experience. My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina.
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""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."" What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo? A snow-blower that doesn't work. A girl tells her parents
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What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw Finally realizing that Hotel California
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The next person to show me that dress... ...is gonna get a white and gold eye. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."" When I got pregnant people would always
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The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune *pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor* Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier
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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. What does a cop and a dj have in common They both tell drunk people to put their hands up What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh CATCHING
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When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they
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Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost. I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away? What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People
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The nice thing is that now that Ricky Martin has come out of the closet there's enough room for Ryan Seacrest to stretch his legs in there. I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire
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Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says ""I'm on my period"": Priceless. What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch.
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My goal is to one day make it through an entire p orn movie. How do puppets have sex? No strings attached. There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay
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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for a day. Give a man to a fish, and feed it for like
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