A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
What does a cop and a dj have in common They both tell drunk people to put their hands up
What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh
CATCHING A SQUIRREL Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream? The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
