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The nice thing is that now that Ricky Martin has come out of the closet there's enough room for Ryan Seacrest to stretch his legs in there.

I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire

Morning after The morning after pill...did you know it's called the ""anti-baby pill"" in Germany? And in Sweden it's called the ""regret pill"". However in Chicago it's called the ""crime fighter"" pill.

Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer.

I saw a shop called Lasting Impressions, they sell brass knuckles.

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