There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic. They prefer ""trans-fat""
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!
Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations
What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis