Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost.
I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !
What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?""