What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual
Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Twitter. ""...you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave...""
My wife spiked my dinner with viagra and gave me an epidural. No hard feelings.
Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
