Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines
I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down.
A naked Jew with an erection running at full speed hits a wall He breaks his nose.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken...
What do asparagus and anal sex have in common? The more it's forced on you as a child, the more you dislike it as an adult.