My goal is to one day make it through an entire p orn movie.
How do puppets have sex? No strings attached.
There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent.
Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!""
What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red