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Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says ""I'm on my period"": Priceless.

What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch.

Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum... That's what you get when Donald Trump says you made the right choice.

You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization

What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick.

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