The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny.
A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette"".
what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden
Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle
Yo momma's so fat... Her Patronus is a Birthday Cake.
