What's a trees favorite drink? Root beer
if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
Dear Abby, My pastor insists that being gay is wrong, yet he ends all his letters with the words ""In Him"" Help! Perplexed in Poughkeepsie
A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts.
It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?