When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain
Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for a day. Give a man to a fish, and feed it for like months.
What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up.
A photon walks into a bar... And he asks the barman for some peanuts. The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve light snacks.""
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
