Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one.
I'm having an out-of-money experience.
My friend wrote a philosophical paper about his girlfriends vagina. It was pretty deep
The best thing about being productive is going to bed knowing you did something. Or I think that's how productive people feel. I don't know.
Dear Grocery store clerk, What part of me searching madly and paying in nickels & dimes suggests I can donate a dollar to the food bank?
