When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems
What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up
What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it.
For the English Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary? A: U.K. ?
A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand