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My friend stopped making payments to his exorcist. He was soon repossessed. Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes. When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."" ""Some say
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Take a deep breath. Good. Now count to 10. Right. Now slap someone in their face. Nice. Feel better? A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore. What do you call
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What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints... [bedroom] Me getting out whipped cream: I've been waiting for this Gf: kinky, I like it Me already eating pie: what What do you call
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Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."" I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario
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I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well we had to you know she was dead. Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a
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Quite the conundrum for us ass men... We cannot lie, but we must never trust a big butt and a smile. I'll see myself out now. After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and
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It's always ""Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick."" I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy Music is a good place to hide. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One, but
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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy. *eye of the tiger
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It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies. CW: What did you do on the weekend? ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake? ME: Me It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front
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If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used A Northern
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please. This just popped in my head... What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?
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What did the fat cat go to prison for? Purrrjury Eight bytes walk into a bar The bartender asks, ""can I get you something?"" ""Yeah"", the bytes reply, ""make us a double"" BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30
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(-1)(2^3)()() and it tasted great. (Maths Joke see who gets it) I don't mind the NSA reading my Word documents. It means that at least someone will read the first draft of my novel. My girlfriend just
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Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny. a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions. My Dr. just diagnosed
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The Best Joke Ever * Insert Story Here * * Insert Punchline Here * Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out A Woman has an orgasm everytime she sneezes.
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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis? Daeshcams What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Why were the strawberries sad?
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I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch. Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment?
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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants Are u cold? Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared ""You're never going to believe this, but
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The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas. The guy who cuts my hair tells me that the iPad 3 is coming out in March and the
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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice ! I like my Coffee, like my President. . . Black with some cream. But don't acknowledge the cream because it's so much more impressive
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