If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego
I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used
A Northern Virginian dies and wakes up in Hell He is surprised that Maryland can wake the dead.
What to you call a fat computer? A dell
Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
