What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit
Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy.
*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs
So I went to the zoo the other day... ... there was only one dog. It was a Shih tzu.
Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit.