What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants
Are u cold? http://imgur.com/qfirGti
Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared
""You're never going to believe this, but my doctor just told me I've got a protein deficiency."" ""No whey!""
My Dad use to tell me this one after he went through a divorce with my mom: ""Do you know how I like my coffee? I like my women like I like my coffee..."" Ground up and in a bag!!