Wanna hear my vegetable joke? Nah, It's too corny.
a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions.
My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!
What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything
What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!