Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place.""
I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care.
It's cool that my girlfriend is willing to bear my child, but it would be way cooler if she gave birth to a bear.
11/9 The day America terrorized themselves.
So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self